1. eldenrootsofyggdrasil:

southpaw-holmes:

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manfurarm:


nevver:


Ladybird Mimic Spider


 #fucking spiders man #ANYTHING could be a spider #you reach into your fridge and pull out a popsicle SURPRISE IT’S ACTUALLY A FUCKING POPSICLE SPIDER #you’re walking down the street and a hydrant tackles you GUESS WHAT COCKSUCKER #HYDRANT SPIDER #you reach out in the dark and flip on a light switch AND YOU’RE FUCKED IT WAS A LIGHT SWITCH SPIDER #YOU JUST GAVE A LIGHT SWITCH SPIDER A FUCKDAMN HANDJOB #NICE GOING YOU SKETCHASS ARACHNOFONDLER


Sketchass Arachnofondler. My new band name.


THIS IS MY FAVORITE POST EVER

this made me cry

    eldenrootsofyggdrasil:

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    beastlyart:

    THIS IS MY FAVORITE POST EVER

    this made me cry

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  3. inerdbriated:

    I remember I went and tried this the night after I saw this video..cracked up sooooo fucking hard. We had to go about 80 but it finally worked.

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  4. yourestupidstupid:

this made me laugh for a solid 10 minutes

    yourestupidstupid:

    this made me laugh for a solid 10 minutes

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  6. zombikki:

    veganasfuck:

    how many “friend-zoned” guys does it take to change a light bulb? None they’ll just compliment it and get pissed when it won’t screw. 

    this is the best joke ever

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  10. dollcunt:

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